**insert smiling poop emoji here**
But really, it would mean the world to me if you bought a copy of the Daily Dishonesty book, which hits stores TODAY! I’ve illustrated over 100 never before seen little lies for you to discover in that little blue book.
Thank you guys SO MUCH for supporting and following the blog. If I (and my liver) could, I would have a drink with all of you tonight.
I want to leave
getting a crush on someone
finding out they are already dating someone else